by Structured Settlement Watchdog
It's the time of Rapture. Not just THE Rapture, but 41 years ago last week, the last time inflation reached current levels, Rapture, by Blondie was finishing up a two week stretch at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100. In the Structured MSA "metaverse" there are no "Men from Mars eating cars and eating bars" but a blog from one company suggests that there is the Raptor, or Raptors, velociraptors to be precise, just like in Jurassic Park. Technically speaking however, in real life however, a Velociraptor was roughly the size of a turkey, considerably smaller than the approximately (6+1⁄2 ft) tall and 80 kg (180 lb) reptiles seen in the Jurassic Park films.
So, when a company writes in block capitals " THE BEST WAY TO SAVE ON MSAS MAY HAVE JUST BECOME THE ONLY WAY: STRUCTURES!" accompanied by the picture below, has ANYONE considered that it could be interpreted as "invasion of the turkeys"?
"Velociraptor was just a scary turkey, say scientists"
"In a study of the fossilized forearms of velociraptors found in Mongolia in 1998, paleontologist Mark Norell of the American Museum of Natural History found "quill knobs" - bumps where the feathers used for flight in modern birds are anchored to the bone with ligaments. His results were published in 1998 in the Journal Science.