by Structured Settlement Watchdog
Annuity.org editorial standards are under review again for dumbfounded originality.
Not only is Annuity.org concerned about children, but apparently the Orlando firm sees structured settlements as a backstop to protect the financial concerns for the child's leftover meals (see below).
"The goal of a structured settlement for a minor is to provide for the child’s needs and make sure there is money for the child leftover when he or she turns 18".
According to "Aunt Merriam" Webster, "leftover" means "something, especially food, remaining after the rest has been used or consumed".
While Annuity.org's Alanna Ritchie Staff Writer, Emily MIller Editor and Michael Boyle M.S. deserve some recognition for their "assiduous research" and "unabashed compassion" for rejected morsels of child nourishment, a fermenting banana (which identifies as a non-binary plantain) was said to be a trifle upset at Annuity.org's lack of an X factor. Annuity.org is a shill for structured settlement factoring company CBC Settlement Funding from Conshohocken, PA. CBC Settlement Funding was not available for comment at time of posting.
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