by Structured Settlement Watchdog
Another member of the National Association of Settlement Purchasers has apparently shown an interest in Seneca One folklore. One mailer supplied by an informant, was postmarked from Fort Lauderdale, is a solicitation which states, without specificity, that " laws have changed" and that "you may be eligible for immediate cash benefits". You are told to call by February 1, 2019 to verify eligibility. The funny thing is if you called them on February 14, 2019 they'd love (get it?) to get your business. It would roll them over in a patch of four leafed clover if you jingled them on St. Patty's Day. If you called on Easter it would be really "eggcellent" for them.
If you have a structured settlement you don't need to verify anything. You don't need to register anything. I mean really another "bright idea", where can I sign up to get "pennies on the dollar"? LOL
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