by Structured Settlement Watchdog
Einstein Structured Settlements' ability to do something really dumb is proven, again. Surely the brain child of Ryan Blank and Richart Ruddie has their Owings Mills high school teachers cringing,
Einstein solicits people who have " suffered an accident with a structured settlement".
Say you collide with a structured settlement at 60 miles an hour. Like that's a bad thing? So you dust off the "paper cut" sustained as you were propelled through "the windshield" into a lifetime of stable, income tax free bliss. Priceless! It's not like you're hitting a jackknifed water buffalo.
Then the Einstein jokers say "you can trust JG Wentworth competitor Einstein... to cash all your future money". Cash all your future money. Ain't that the half "truth" If you cash all your future money you will never ever get all of your money. because no matter which fakakta marketing scheme the Owings Mills duo come up with they can only pay you cents on the dollar, same as JG Wentworth.
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