by Structured Settlement Watchdog
A year after throwing his toys out the pram after getting landslided in Palm Beach County elections for county judge, Robert Ostrov tried and failed to get a horrible structured settlement transfer approved in Suffolk County New York for his client Lockwood Funding LLC. It takes a very "special" lawyer to represent a client that is paying 7% of the discounted present value of transferred payments.
In the Matter of Lockwood Investments LLC v American Home Assurance Company, United States Life Insurance Company in the City of New York and Wilfredo Gonzalez Index 01973/2017 decided November 1, 2017
Thank God for Hon. William B. Rebolini to whom I have dedicated this spoof of the David Bowie classic:
Got a Petition in a whirl
Not sure to deny or give it a twirl
Lock-wood, the rate's not alright
Lock-wood, gonna deny you tonight
Rebol, Rebol Ostrov he jests
Rebol, Rebol averted a mess
Rebel, Rebol how could they know?
Up Theirs, The Transfer Would Go