by Structured Settlement Watchdog®
If you want "trusted advisors, smart choices and a great life" then welcome to the BTG Advisors website "horror show". For a few days, the Delaware based factoring broker claimed to be a client advocate in the structured payments industry, but to do business with BTG you've made a decision to work with the mutant "offspring" of the notorious "serial killers" from 1970s and 1980s celluloid, in office space "shared" with POTUS, at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington DC. Oh-BAM-uh!
Advertised "members of the BTG inner cabinet" include:
A. Jason Vorhees, the unmasked version of the Camp Crystal Lake mutant who bore the dutch spelling "Voorhees"
B. Frederick Krueger, from Elm Street Print who lacks the fingernail intensity of his wrinkly faced white father Freddy. He has a dimple and and apparently VERY black mother (this guy has a white father yet sails right past mulatto). In "your dreams" buddy! I'm still trying to work out the genetics.
Lastly C., even the late Dr.Samuel Loomis ( the late Donald Pleasence, top left) would have ogled Michaela Myers from Haddonfield Illinois, whose mother comes from a high enough end of the genetic pool to displace the genes of her leathery masked maniacal father Michael.
Let's hope there won't be a sequel!
Download BTG Website 2-26-2014