by John Darer® CLU ChFC MSSC RSP CLTC
The American Association for People With Disabilities ("AAPD") is to be rewarded for golfers' profligacy at the upcoming Ringler Open.
Therefore as a member of the the AAPD Power Circle, it is my duty and pleasure to inform you that shanks, slices, whiffs and the abject failure to get beyond the ladies' tee will all inure to the charity's benefit. Those hackers who "Mulligan" will have to pay up! The proceeds, along with a Ringler company match, go to AAPD.
Usually when it comes to the left coast, "Mulligan" don't mean "Jack". But in this case Ringler means "Jingler" for the AAPD.
I'm not one who encourages people to fail, but in this case I'll have to make an exception so I've penned a stanza to motivate the hacker in all of us.
The "Mulligan Higher" Opus (loosely to the tune of "Mull of Kintyre")
Oh Miss that shot in from the tee
My desire is to help the AAPD
Oh Mulligan Higher
Shanks have I hit and worms have I burned
My 5 iron so trusty, now leaves me spurned
Not Past ladies' T, my pants at my knees
Oh it's all in good fun for the AAPD.
Cue the bag pipes