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December 24, 2009

Structured Settlement Industry 12 Days of Christmas Parody

by John Darer

We've all lived through a lot this year so in reflecting back over the past 12 months it's only fitting that we memorialize it in an irreverent song!  Click the image below for background music!

  • On the 1st day Xmas my Industry gave to me,  a cartridge in a Bair Tree
  • On the 2nd day of Xmas my industry gave to me, 2 credential puffers and a cartridge in a Bair Tree
  • On the 3rd day of Xmas, my industry gave to me, 3 SCHIPs, 2 credential puffers and a cartridge in a Bair Tree
  • On the 4th day of Xmas, my industry gave to me 4 SNT's, 3 SCHIPs, 2 credential puffers and a cartridge in a  Bair Tree
  • On the 5th day of Xmas, my industry gave to me Wentworth's BANKRUPTCY!, 4 SNTs, 3 SCHIPs, 2 Credential puffers and a cartridge in a  Bair Tree
  • On the 6th Day of Xmas, my industry gave to me 6 mediations, Wentworth's BANKRUPTCY!, 4 SNTs , 3 SCHIPS, 2 Credential puffers and a cartridge in a Bair Tree
  • On the 7th day of Xmas, my industry gave to me, 7 cash now pushers, 6 mediations, Wentworth's BANKRUPTCY!, 4 SNTs, 3 SCHIPS, 2 credential puffers and a cartridge in a Bair Tree.
  • On the 8th day of Xmas my industry gave to me, 8 "Snot Rotsteins",  7 cash now pushers, 6 mediations, Wentworth's BANKRUPTCY!, 4 SNTs, 3 SCHIPS, 2 credential puffers and a cartridge in a Bair Tree.
  • On the 9th day of Xmas, my industry gave to me,  9 Pats Pedantic, 8 "Snot Rotsteins",  7 cash now pushers, 6 mediations, Wentworth's BANKRUPTCY!, 4 SNTs, 3 SCHIPS, 2 credential puffers and a cartridge in a Bair Tree.
  • On the 10th day of Xmas, my industry gave to me, 10 FatViking Singers,  9 Pats Pedantic, 8 "Snot Rotsteins",  7 cash now pushers, 6 mediations, Wentworth's BANKRUPTCY!, 4 SNTs, 3 SCHIPS, 2 credential puffers and a cartridge in a Bair Tree.
  • On the 11th day of Xmas, my industry gave to me, 11 Babeners Babbling 10 FatViking Singers,  9 Pats Pedantic, 8 "Snot Rotsteins",  7 cash now pushers, 6 mediations, Wentworth's BANKRUPTCY!, 4 SNTs, 3 SCHIPS, 2 credential puffers and a cartridge in a Bair Tree.
  • On the 12th day of Xmas, my industry gave to me, 12 "Crackberries"  'Brating,  11 Babeners Babbling 10 FatViking Singers,  9 Pats Pedantic, 8 "Snot Rotsteins",  7 cash now pushers, 6 mediations, Wentworth's BANKRUPTCY!, 4 SNTs, 3 SCHIPS, 2 credential puffers and a cartridge in a Bair Tree.

 

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Happy holidays to all; and to all a good night!

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